Over 99705

Mod Demotivational Poster

VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star

TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....

DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.

POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.

TAGS: postmodernism bull**** nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


TAGS: mods
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

STP - April 22, 2013, 10:29 pm
...and therefore I must conclude that electrons taste like gra**-ade.
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:40 am
:D Inspirational work, here.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:29 am
Touché, badger.
Freezzy - June 11, 2010, 10:57 pm
You hit the nail right on the head, 5 lions for you. P.S. Futurama is the ****!!

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.

ART - I call this statue, "The Bulls ultimate revenge"

SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model

TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

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daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O

A ROLE MODEL - Aaaaaaaaayyyy !!

TAGS: the fonz is a role model
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:17 pm
I love the Fonz...5/5

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!

TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


2012 - The Mayans had it wrong. They did not foresee the ascencion of... AGDANIELE

TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 1:31 am
LOL... we'll never make it to 2012!


TAGS: aquarium art modern formaldehyde
Rating: 1.65/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Claire - February 18, 2009, 8:05 pm
I want one. In my house. Now.
NREEEOW - December 13, 2008, 11:22 pm
Actually, it's floating in fluoride. My dad studied this work when he was getting his art degree.
... - July 14, 2008, 8:10 pm
Mmm... Shark Jello. Nom Nom...
BuzzBomb - July 6, 2008, 2:37 pm
The shark is dead. It's suspended in something like a gelatin.
Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:41 am
Isn't that shark going to die? Don't they have to move constantly?


TAGS: menopause garage remodel
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

deerbag2 - July 31, 2011, 3:21 pm
5lions and a million thanks
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:16 pm
think i will take up home improvement because of this post
Airman - July 29, 2011, 12:19 pm
my wife is 50. Need I say more? Thank God we have a study with a couch and tv in it
mariand - July 29, 2011, 11:44 am
lol... that's a wrinkle worth knowing
gas - July 28, 2011, 9:47 pm
xD i'll keep that in mind
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
Prints are available in the foyer for a reasonable price.. Aww hell, he can have this one on the house (well, beside the house).
gas - July 28, 2011, 11:14 am
lol, that would make my father laugh...


Self-Deprecation is Overrated -

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.

TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.

HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978

TAGS: rags holden commodore v8
Rating: 1.7/5

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Rags - June 4, 2009, 8:55 pm
So how many time did Holden win 3-in-a-row at Bathurst??
BOF - November 22, 2008, 4:00 am
Ford Falcon wins Bathurst 3 years straight, nothing more needs to be said.

IMMODIUM - Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

SORE LOSERS... - MotiFake Moderators are.

TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
Sore losers... with a banhammer. Another anti-mod poster from you, and OMG... I'll kill kenny.


TAGS: komodo dragon
Rating: 4/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 22, 2010, 11:10 pm
Love 2 have one as a pet, but that deadly bacteria laden bite...it'd be like living with a zombie. One bite and its over.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
Don't cast dispersions on Abe Vigoda.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Dinosaurs - not quite extinct
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:22 pm
I like it.

CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.


TAGS: ls1 holden v8 commodore
Rating: 2.79/5

I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG - but, I'm probably the most modest person in the whole entire world and I'm totally awesome too!

TAGS: my modesty is my curse
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Zook

Zook - March 25, 2011, 7:18 pm
also he was in a awesome overlooked movie called out cold or something like that
Airman - March 25, 2011, 7:16 pm
he was the teacher that Debra Winger had the affair with in Terms of Endearment
Zook - March 25, 2011, 7:04 pm
he was a bad guy on dexter one season.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 25, 2011, 6:42 pm
What ever happened to this guy after 3rd Rock and Buckaroo Banzai?

REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!

TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that b**** asks for a "manwich"!

MODS - You can customise your game any way you like

TAGS: mods rnr halo holy
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:36 am
Later, dude
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:34 am
Kept gettin nailed to the boards. Crash time. later moderator.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:33 am
Know why Jesus couldn't play hockey?
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:32 am
For Christians it gets you 2 of each animal and unlimited loaves and fishes.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
up down left right a b a b yarmulke select left right menorah. Gets you 2 kosher sausages and a burning bush.
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:28 am
:ast I checked, the Jews didn't need a cheat code.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:27 am
Game Modifications I a**ume. Profound eh!
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:25 am

MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?

TAGS: cigar octopus moderators timmy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by cousinit

CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:24 am
Yep, that it does :-)
cousinit - August 30, 2011, 1:32 am
You know, it kinds does...but the cigar makes it look...somehow...funnier.
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:23 am
I know that's supposed to be an octopus, but I'm still thinking that looks like a real life Squidbillies character

G-Man -

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen -

TAGS: men role model life gentleman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Thank you GaryO. I had wonder woman also but couldn't seem to fit her in to this poster. Working on something seperately for her watercolor...
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:52 am
Sure like this style.

THE WALKING DEAD - now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show

TAGS: model zombie
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:55 pm
Sweet !

MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.

TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin

GO PLAY OUTSIDE! - Okay mom...

TAGS: outside modern life
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:55 am
Sad thing is, I've seen this. At a playground, 6 kids sittting on the swings (not swinging) immersed in their devices. Sad.
ughomer - April 10, 2013, 9:45 am
Makes more sense than the NFL Play 360 promotion! 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, so true! Nailed it, papa. 5Loiterers

IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...

TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to h** chick


TAGS: i m calling dids as the zombie mod
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

potsy - December 15, 2011, 7:47 pm
that movie was wiked wiv the nazi zombie soldiers
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

deChelca - June 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
No apostrophes needed. "Nazi" singular - "Nazis" plural. *sighs*
Calvert - June 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
I'm actually the guy taking the ph**o, from the front seat of the tank. =)
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:42 am
That'5 gotta be Cranky, front and center...lol

REJECTED - Not Funny Enough.

TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.73/5

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Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:41 am
I would cry too... wtf

ROLE MODELS - This kid could use a better one.

TAGS: role models
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:41 am
Later, rerun.... have fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:40 am
Night Rerun.(you big girl)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am
Keep an eye on San Francisco as well.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am

well, on that note...the vicoden is kicking in and I need to get my 2 hours of sleep in. night/morning all
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Oh no.... I am sure that rose ain't back. It's lucky that I don't ban every female who registers from Washington now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:32 am

at this point, I would be happy if it/he/she/they came back. At least there was some funny there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:27 am
I blame doppelganger of rose....he's going cafe to cafe, ruining our fun.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:24 am
Yeah... I've been too nice lately. Oh, and a service announcement for the morons in the crowd... if you are warned about 1L bombing or targeting, 2L bombing and targeting doesn't get you off the hook... morons!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:23 am

I think aggy should be banned just for mentioning that name....it's not like he is a fozzwad...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
And that mentock prick is next... nobody comes out of the gate bombing a single user unless they are already familiar with that user.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
Agreed. But, angus90 is a chronic bomber on me... and he's about done in my book. It's one thing to give legit low marks on a poster, but those who constantly dog a user? Not needed here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
ReeeeeeRun!!!! Aggy said a bad word!!!!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am

hell, doing it to a regular contributor.....these idiots don't realize if it wasn't for the regulars this site probably would not still be around
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am
So, WTFO, you like?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I'm just gonna get heavy-handed again.... these sissies need to be removed.... nothing impressive about being able to 1L a poster based on the user. And doing it to a mod? Just shows zero survival instincts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I enjoy the outspoken ones....It's the silent but annoying ones that piss me off.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:16 am

I have noticed a new round of douche here lately
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Timmys have been bombing be into the stone age lately... it's getting close to a round of bans here... I'm tired of this crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Swing and a miss....well....you tried......Lol
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:13 am

1L Bomber? I show you a real bomber
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Oh...rerun.....so wrong yet so funny.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Ahhhh yes.... the case of the buried taquito.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
I haven't been so relieved to see a Jew......since.....uhhhhh....well....My appearance on "the peoples curt"
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:08 am

Much better caption....Nike = Just Do It
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:05 am
And rerun gets out of the g**talk on a technicality! LOL!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:04 am

those h** dogs and churros aren't Kosher...pass as well
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:03 am
It should make you ill... I got food poisoning from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:01 am
That comment made me feel ill.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:00 am
And the 16th. when I rolled it in a churro?.......No ones falling for it Aggy. You told me you were allergic to cinnamon and you still went to town on it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Fair is fair... the second time, you had it wrapped in a flour tortilla... how could I resist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Once! Yeah Once.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Fool me once...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
You grab the one in the middle....I'm not that hungry.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:42 am
Why is everyone against the ol' belt-strap h** dog warmer?
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:41 am
I have to agree...oh well better luck next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:56 am
This pic had potential....you've ruined it for everyone. 1L

INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.

TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by caveman

sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.



TAGS: bad role model wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:29 pm




TAGS: cruel moderator exposed
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:34 pm
or a "I want My MTV" lyric
Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:20 pm
*stifles a skin flute joke*
Overlord Douchebag - January 11, 2010, 9:55 am
You're not too far from the truth, unfortunately. But I was always a percussionist.

GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.

TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am
God d*** it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
that's funny...5L

BEING A MODERATOR - If You Saw Some Of The Crap We See Your Eyes Would Spin Too

TAGS: moderator
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rerun

Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Yeah, my real name is Motifake Wit Takahashi Front.
rerun - February 18, 2010, 6:20 am

everybody on Motifake is Asian,,,,aren't you Bob?
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:33 pm
You're Asian?
motifake - February 16, 2010, 8:10 am

Holy crap, someone found a pic of me! haha

O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits

TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.

MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...

TAGS: october challenge mr motifake finds an lolmod
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

motifake - October 13, 2009, 6:37 pm

Hooooolllllllly crap! How did you find out? That looks exactly like my cat! O_o
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:12 pm
Nice one LogicDude.


TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.


TAGS: mods are cool
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

culos - August 26, 2010, 6:08 am
Use the sync tool and it will be added to your account/show your name as creator
Houseplant - August 25, 2010, 8:46 pm
DUH... I forgot to log in to get my name on it...

OH CRAP - I'm going to hell for laughing at this ain't I?

TAGS: tards i love the mods
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 10:58 am
The pic is hilarious! The moti is not, 3L
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2010, 6:53 am
Yea, not funny. 1L for this 'Genre'.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 9:20 pm
Spoken like a true Texan. ;)
rerun - September 1, 2010, 9:12 pm

I really hate those old fashioned hair cuts....they make us look....horrible.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 9:10 pm
That there's funny. I don't care who you are. 5 kissin' cousins.

ONLY GOD KNOWS - What I Will Do If I Don't Get This Thing Approved

DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.

TAGS: male model fashion men h** nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by quietevil

zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look g**. No I do not mean happy. fix'd

THE EXCUSES OF SECULAR RELIGIONS - Heathens and Pagans cause no harm but Christian medicine does.

MODERATORS - If you want to be one You'll need to put up with a lot of rubbish But still find the funny in rejection

TAGS: mods funny rejection run house
Rating: 4.93/5

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gas - September 8, 2011, 10:39 pm
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 8:38 pm
Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? You need a title and a caption.

FINALLY - The story is being told!

TAGS: clash of the timmies mods logicdude yesi mthatlazywithph**oshop
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 26, 2012, 1:52 pm
lol your comment actually reminded me I had made this.
calicat44 - September 26, 2012, 12:41 pm
lmao this sh!t is funny
Dangle - June 11, 2010, 8:16 am
lol very nice Coolio, you got my 5L. this one took some effort.
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:25 am
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:51 pm
Although I may have to take that last comment back now that I've seen your profile.
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:49 pm
Don't really see how timmies and mods banning them is an inside joke. But i respect your opinion.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:50 pm
Yet another inside joke "poster". Not funny. Nice graphics work though. If I was rating it based on all the artwork, I might give it 4 Chinese Fu Dogs.
angus90 - April 27, 2010, 1:53 am
CoolioIndeed - April 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thanks. I'm gonna be workin' on another real soon. Perhaps better than this one.
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:56 am
Classic - 5l's - well done
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Great job Coolio, 5Ls.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 4:17 pm
And Canada, if you don't really get the black empty spot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 Honestly, I could have made a poster out of the whole trailer, but I decided not to push it.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
sane? aggys b***hole? put down the Jameson Mooo! Okay, that last sentence is just ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:18 am
I can't trust you....you said the sane thing aboot Aggy's b***hole....
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:12 am
Good to hear. It tastes good either way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:05 am
I drink my Irish like a man....in a glass. that is all.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:02 am
Try 2 sh**s of Jameson, Ginger Ale+Lime/Lemon wedges, and we can be bestest friends foreverest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:46 am
Jamesons?.....hey, do you wanna be friends?
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 1:45 am
There's no such thing as AA at 22! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my bottle of Jameson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:37 am
Lots of funny...very little logic....Do I know you from my AA meetings?
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:55 am
There you go thinking too much, CANADA. ;)
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Dramatic black-screen pause.... it's brilliant! Just like any trailer using it as suspense.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:53 am
That's a good 'un. 5L
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:52 am
why is there an empty spot?

STEP RIGHT UP - and win some crap

TAGS: whack a mod
Rating: 4.79/5

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Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 6:50 pm
NOW Where is my claw-ended-poundy-poundy?
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:21 pm


TAGS: mod we do understand morons
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


TAGS: mods moody kuntz your mom
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:05 pm
Is that you and moooooo RL?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:47 pm
I don't know if this is shopped or not. Either way its GOLD! Faved
hootizz - October 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
I believe a 'Rubber Glove' is also featured in the screening process.., is this true..??
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm


IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it

TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.82/5

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vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!

AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.

CRYBABIES - To All You Babies Whining About Rejection: SHUT THE HELL UP And Make A Good Poster

HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it

TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer **** ass car ugly fat big ass wing ****ty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

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Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite ***, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


monopoly - 2013 Edition -

TAGS: monopoly modern 2013 it sucks to be you edition
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 26, 2013, 7:22 pm
I call the boot to 5Lay with!


TAGS: wilde rerun holiday spirit moderation
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 1:45 pm
Everything in moderation, including moderation
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:27 pm

GaryO - December 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
I see a couple resolutions coming up....


TAGS: our new mods
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Green will indicate that cold day in hell we've all heard about.
motinet - September 15, 2010, 6:57 pm

Everyone starts out as an approver now. Mods are chosen from approvers.
Hawamleh - September 15, 2010, 6:51 pm
Seriously??? His NAme Isnt Green Yet..


TAGS: moderator guild welcomes you
Rating: 4.67/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:16 am
josh catlin keeps the ounder his bed
GySgt1811 - March 26, 2011, 9:43 am
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
This is the kind of poster i picture as a response to the "unfunny" criticism by the modz
motinet - March 24, 2011, 9:07 pm

rerun - March 24, 2011, 8:11 pm

There are 5 mods & Mr. M, you should consider yourselves very fortunate I am not one of the mods pictured here....I'm at least 3 inches taller than these guys.
GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 5:57 pm
God bless you, Airman. Where do I send the case of Glenfiddich? The scotch won't be the only thing room temperature on this sight. (TheOne, I guess we'll both be deep in regret.)
TheOne - March 24, 2011, 5:41 pm
Lucky lil bastards...(im gonna regret this comment).

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?

TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am

JEDI MIND TRICKS - mods, This motifake is not the one you shall reject...

TAGS: mods jedi mind tricks
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Well played.
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 10:34 pm
5l cause of tth puting zealot down like that !
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 10:15 pm

i'de have scored it 4.5 . meh...no half points....5 it is...i like.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
3.5 is better than your average rating zealot.
Zealot - July 18, 2010, 9:45 pm
5 because it worked, otherwise its 3.5 material
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 9:34 pm
i knew the force was strong with me >.>

I COULD DO THIS JOB IN MY SLEEP - ...and I often do.

TAGS: sleep mode
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:53 pm
And if yer boss wakes you up…..’in Jesus’ name, amen’

MOTIFAKE APPROVAL QUEUE - The Mods. You don't want to step on their toes.

TAGS: moti mods punch face
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - January 28, 2012, 6:05 am
haha... did ya?... or someone else told ya ;)

BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.

TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - The "Blue Screen of Death" on his PC doesn't mean what YOU think it means!

TAGS: egd motifake moderator console
Rating: 3.61/5

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thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:26 am
lolman's brain is an (ava) liability, not an a**et.
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:42 am
AVA-Liable? ROFL... it's spelled correctly.
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:46 am
lol @lolman...in trying to Spelling Nazi something he sets himself up to be Nazi'd! "Avaliable"???
lolman - September 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
I dont know what it means, but I do know that AVALIABLE is spelt thus.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
What does it mean?

AGDANIELE - With the last two lines just being reported, we can cancel the suicide watch.

TAGS: friggin alcoholic mod
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
Had already cut one wrist before coming to my senses. I burst over to the liquor store, and filled my basement with cases. Once I read the last 2 lines, I made a bid to furnish and occupy the unused section. Better get some stitches on the ol' wrist...
LogicDude - December 22, 2009, 10:56 am
Wait a minute! "Unused section of the factory"...so they've been holding out on us have they?

THE LONG TERM EFFECTS - of moderating poster submissions has never been closely scrutinzed

TAGS: moderating
Rating: 3.28/5

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gil - November 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
*scrutinized duh


TAGS: the wonders of modern medicine
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:43 am
5L. Munchausen is german for chocolate milk, right?
Sean - October 6, 2009, 4:25 pm


GANGSTA RAPPERS - DMX has 5 kids by only one "BABYMAMMA" and he was married to her too! What a square! He's respecting women!

TAGS: gangsta rappers dmx role model baby mamma drama
Rating: 2.38/5

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DrEvo82 - October 23, 2009, 12:09 pm
He is one of the few rappers that I actually like. GRRRRRRRRRR!!

Genetic Enginering -

AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.

THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969

TAGS: rags holden commodore aussie v8 5 litre 304 308
Rating: 1.92/5

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Sparepartssamson - August 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
not a ford person? despite the engine having a HSV tag on it? try acctually looking at the picture before commenting brother. ps EVO's for the win!
BoneCD - April 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
Been a Ford man my whole life (other than 2 Audi's, 1 I still have) and d*** proud of it!!!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
No one cares about Fords. NO ONE!
V8Muscle - April 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
http://www.fpv.com.au America...your doing it wrong

NICE TO SEE - that he's feeling better (and he did get the pencil)

TAGS: a mod scorned
Rating: 4.93/5

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fasteddie - September 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
dude that rulz!
Mr. Shiny - September 15, 2010, 9:10 pm
5 Jelly rolls!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
LMAO! Man, if I had a nickel for every time...


TAGS: mods
Rating: 4.89/5

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agdaniele - October 15, 2010, 12:21 am
Can you feel the love tonight?


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

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darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
got some red and green duct ***e for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct ***e, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!

VIOLENCE - That's how its spelled mods

TAGS: fail mod god epic win
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - April 19, 2012, 3:35 pm
Spell check out-of-whack?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
HA! I've seen that typo, and the ironic meter is off the charts! Nice job!
Reality Lord - November 28, 2011, 1:32 pm

lolz, actually mr m built this site not the mods. he's already fixed it. the mods just deal with the little **** disturbers who piss mr m off....;)
Nglycerin - November 27, 2011, 8:19 pm
I also just realized that 2 lines above it says poor spelling/grammar
rerun - November 27, 2011, 8:09 pm

Because the mods have a sense of humor and we are human (most of us anyway). I approved it.
Nglycerin - November 27, 2011, 8:04 pm
because it's very simple look at the tags it clearly say mod then god you figure it out
the1stCOMMI3 - November 27, 2011, 7:54 pm
How exactly did this get approved??? I have nothing against the poster or the idea, but just HOW??????

SHIFT CHANGE - Appropriate transportation makes everything go smoothly

TAGS: mods short bus
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:09 am
My hair tastes like blue!
rerun - July 19, 2010, 6:46 pm

aggy is kicking me
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:26 pm
LMAO! Great one Airman. I wonder who's riding in the back. It looks like someone changed their avatar just before submission. 5L
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:12 pm
A bus? I thought it would be a windowless panel van.
GreyScorpion - July 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
what do you mean you're not on it??? you're the driver!! 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 12:54 pm
They are just our special little guys haha.
thatonechick - July 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
I'm glad I'm not on that bus...



TAGS: 80s commodore 64 acoustic coupler
Rating: 4.64/5

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Master - May 28, 2011, 9:20 am
110 baud, 1975!
Azzameen85 - May 27, 2011, 9:28 am
Makes me remeber my first pirated game... 5 years old :)

MODERATORS - Making enthusiastic newbies look nice from the time of their birth.... Oh, wait ... from the birth of time.


TAGS: marchallenge moderators kissing up but serious
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2011, 12:39 pm
d***, now I can't be an a** anymore. oh well i had my time. Congrats gentlemen !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:55 am
Nope...Just the prostrate exam...and GS does those himself...I was kinda into it....
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 10:53 am
Its obvious you don't have to pass a spelling test to be made a full Mod. Congrats Face.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:44 am
LMAO!!!!!!!! EPIC!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:38 am
I just upper deckered the womens rest room. RL is gonna flip when he goes in there!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:25 am
No worries...I plan on urinating in RL's coffee mug.
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2011, 9:54 am
congratulations to the newest members to the "Didn't know what I was getting in to..." club. Mooo+ FacePlant and Reality Lord. The key to the Mod restroom goes back with hubcap behind the desk. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:45 pm
We all know which one's Aggy. That chalice reeks of Guinness.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 8:07 am
5 for Humility!

MANY APPLY - few are chosen

TAGS: motinet mods mrm
Rating: 4.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:44 pm
This statement would be true if this was 20 years ago. Nowadays, EVERYONE is chosen. At least at the jobs I’ve worked. Nevertheless, 5 lions!

MODERATORS WANTED - If you believe you have what it takes... Mr. Motifake would like you to join his elite team.

TAGS: moderators wanted
Rating: 4.35/5

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rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:02 am

that is because somebody tied you up....
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:19 am
I do! But nothing else... ;)
rerun - March 6, 2010, 9:09 am

um, we don't wear ties. 5 bananas
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:21 am
5 cubes on that.
MO - March 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Holy crap! Check Pat's! I think the monkey is on the loose!! 5 trained ones Ice!!

MODERATORS - Just because they didn't type out a reason you were rejected, doesn't mean they didn't have an opinion about it

TAGS: mods oz
Rating: 4.32/5

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TAGS: roast a mod challenge he s our hero iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:53 pm
Dagnabbit!!! I knew I should have gone to the back row. :
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:50 pm

far left front row. dude has your eyes ice...lolz.



TAGS: mods demanding thankless job wytch
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:28 pm

he forget to mention the stash of p*** rejects we keep...makesd it all worth it!
Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 6:03 am
I've heard it's especially hard when you get over enthusiastic new guys.. oh wait.


TAGS: calendar drink in moderation
Rating: 4.2/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2011, 11:08 am
HA! Good luck getting that groove back Moo. Hold on... nine months? You're not calving are you?
Greeny - August 19, 2011, 9:30 pm
Go for the gusto with your fourth stomach, being your birthday and all...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 8:06 pm
Not gonna happen my friend...It takes 3 stomachs to work the whiskey like I did......I wonder, After 9 months of sobriety.....Do I still have a tolerance? I'll let you guys know in January, I'm getting **** faced on my b-day.
spacedog - August 19, 2011, 7:59 pm
Ha. So you're coping moderately, or building up a tolerance of Moo-like proportions?
Verdeckt - August 19, 2011, 6:17 pm
More a recommended daily dosage thing..
spacedog - August 19, 2011, 5:45 pm
HA! Does the position come with a booze allowance, or do you have to 5upply your own?

FASHION MODELS - Sometimes they're just being punk'd

TAGS: fashion prank model
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 3:29 pm
This is true. That’s what these b*tchy models get for p*ssing off the clothing designers. The awesome part is that the models are too airheaded to notice when they’re being punk’d.

PARENTS - Odds are that at least one of them is a worthy role model. Choose wisely.